what Americans imagine being Australian means
tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
tumblr mobile users be like
I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke