the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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(Source: iwantcupcakes)

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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australiansanta:

hepatitisbey:

Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests? 

what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick

kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill)


ruinedchildhood:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.

  • white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
  • white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

zerosympathy:

the-remedy-to-humanity:

zerosympathy:

At least gravity is attracted to me

false. gravity is an attractive force between you and the Earth. so technically, the whole world is attracted to you

Even better :D

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are