straaya:

malformalady:

Fox found frozen solid in the ice on a lake in southern Sweden

This hurts my heart

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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lsosceles:

tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?

allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past


WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

ihatedoorsbutnotmusic:

so-uncivilised:

tumblr mobile users be like

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I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke

sousaphoner:


eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like
acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life